January 2010
30 posts
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”
– Einstein
MY HEART IS HEAVY
Love is such a difficult and complex emotion, but more an enormous responsibility. I’m not solely focusing on the topic of romantic love, but love in all forms. I would say unconditional love, but I don’t see how love can be conditional. Otherwise, it’s not true. Most may disagree, but isn’t that the point of life? Not only to love other unconditionally, but to...
Words can be so beautiful.
“Standing amidst noise and cacophony, i heard myself louder and clearer than ever before. for a moment standing alone, i really felt the company of my own Heart and mind, causing me to fall a little more in love with Life and being human. happy thursday.” -Hansoul Kim’s Facebook status
I loved when people would ask me for help with homework, and I’d have to say, “I’m sorry the stereotype led you to believe that I was smart.” #asian
poly·an·dry
Pronunciation: \ˈpä-lē-ˌan-drē\ Function: noun Etymology: Greek polyandros, adjective, having many husbands, from poly- + andr-, anēr man, husband — more at andr-Date: 1780
: the state or practice of having more than one husband or male mate at one time — compare polygamy, polygyny
— poly·an·drous \ˌpä-lē-ˈan-drəs\ adjective
WatchTakin’ it back to the old skool Because I happen to be an old fool ,who is so cool.
Take a listen. John Heart Jackie - Women and...
John Heart Jackie
My High school definitely gave birth to talented people. I recently discovered my old classmate, Peter Murray, while browsing the web. They can be found on iTunes, Facebook, MySpace Music, and NPR’s All Things Considered. The lyrics, melodies, voices… beautiful. I’ve had their songs stuck on repeat all day. Add Peter Murray and Jennie Wayne to the growing list of artists to...
WatchAwesome job, Mickey! It’s sexy. Mr. Finnegan is definitely makin it big. MickeyFinnegan.com
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@TFLN: I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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@therealpootie: RT @annchoi: Why is only my right butt cheek sore....
@rejectedjokes: Are your legs tired? Because by the looks of your disgusting body Id say no, you haven't run in years. #wrongpickuplines
@zeedeeaye: I'm tired from the innermost core of my being to the outermost layer of my skin. #dramaticsayingsthatireallymean
@somarlavous: RT Gangstas don’t die, they get chubby and move to Miami.
@TFLN: Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
@PerezHilton: Men are like pasta. You have to cook it right and get a lot of limp noodles until you get one that sticks!
@morgan_murphy: whenever I have a crush on someone, I suddenly act like i'm 12 years old. Which is great, cuz I mostly get crushes on pedophiles.
@mandaya: Some people can be just as socially awkward online as they are in person.
I need to empty out my head
The past two days at work were rather.. eventful. I got a my hair pulled by a 15 y/o autistic boy, who would not let go. If not for my coworkers, my newly did `do what have ended up in the hands of someone other than me. This same boy continually stripped nude, often times urinating on the floor. The final time was of course the time he decided to urinate full force in my direction. He then...
My 50somethin Filipino Charge Nurse w/ a thick...
Rosario: I called my husband on his cell phone in the Pilipinas, and said, "Let us have phone sex." And he said, "Rosario, behave!" So i started making noises and told him I would start.
Rosario: You see these? (pulls out 2 big seeds) My husband is going to be so happy to see me because I'm giving him his balls back.
Verizon Customer Service math FAIL. I feel bad for...
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@badbanana: Loving a movie solely for the special effects is a little like enjoying a poorly written book because of the fancy words.
@mandaya: RT @barvonblaq: Life is like Rock Band. U think "Hey I'm good at this! I can really play guitar!" No u can't. Ur home alone on a Saturday.
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@mrjonmacqueen: The five stages of sex tape: 1) Sex 2) Anger 3) Denial 4) Grief 5) Profit.
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@TFLN: (402): I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There are no dumb questions. Just dumb people.
Guy: "Oh you're Filipino? Do you miss the Philippines?"
Me: "Um, about as much as you miss Caucasia."
fa·ce·tious
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French facetieux, from facetie jest, from Latin facetia Date: 1599
1 : joking or jesting often inappropriately : waggish <just being facetious> 2 : meant to be humorous or funny : not serious <a facetious remark>
synonyms see witty
— fa·ce·tious·ly adverb
— fa·ce·tious·ness noun
So this Match.com thing ain't so bad..
I enjoyed writing this up, so I thought I’d post it for fuck’s sake. MY PROFILE: himynameisERIL I’m kind of a big deal, you know. • 25-year-old woman • West Los Angeles, California, United States • seeking men 22-29 • within 10 miles of Los Angeles, California, United States Relationships: Never Married Have kids: No Want kids: Someday Ethnicity: • Asian• Pacific...
My family knows me too well
Jill: "You're gonna end up marrying some random white guy you met in a parking lot or something."
Me: "Yeah, probably."
My friends are funny.
Marc: Just had my first experience with sticky rice with mangoes.It was magical.
Me: Now what did you happen to do with the sticky rice and the mangoes? And how exactly were the magical?
Marc: I'd rather not say Eril, but it did include a few card tricks, a raccoon, and a couple of kung-fu trained monkeys.